July 2012
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I'm gonna start screaming, "OEDIPUS!" instead of...
harmonygraziano:
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grownupgardengnostic:
…wait whats the joke?
have you ever read oedipus rex? its a greek tradgedy.
He was the FIRST motherfucker.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGUDHACFarfsfgjsdkf literature jokes high 5
bo burnham, everyone
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reblog if your icon is you
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Listen
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hipst3r-m3rmaid-b1tch:
I’ve spent the entire afternoon, sucking the food dye out of m and m’s, and now my tounge is stuck a really weird colour.
Well partially anyway.
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Mum is now telling me off for giving up my time with my friend so that my brother can hang out with his.
I just can’t win in this house.
I was even reminded that this isn’t my home. Mum told me that I can’t just come into someone else’s house and make a mess.
Well, apparently I can just come into someone else’s home and clean it all, constantly.
So, I cancelled al my plans for the day. No Batman and Spiderman in a row at the cinema, no hanging out with Ben, no snacking etc.
Meanwhile, my brother has swanned off to Belfast to buy another new gun and I was told that I would need to give up the car at 5 to allow for him to go shooting with his friends.
That is why I had to cancel my plans. To allow my brother to do as he does every week.
Ok I am just really creeped out right now
All night there have been noises outside.
Like feline screaming and lights going on outside and then just there now my car alarm went off.
I live in the middle of nowhere, everyone else is asleep apart from dad who is away on a fire call.
I have to be the one to go check it out in my pjs.
I am really freaked out right now
I want company but I am so not prepared to go out of my to hang out with someone.
I can see a flaw here
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There are sometimes I wonder why I bother waiting for people.
People who keep me waiting on the street for 45 minutes because they are so very late.
People who say they will get in contact at a certain time and never do.
Even those who order things to arrive at a certain time and then swan off when that time comes, leaving me to sort it out when it arrives and they can’t be contacted.
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tahnoscheeks:
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
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Sitting here drinking wu-yi source tea without anything added to it and it is actually quite pleasant.
That is a nice surprise.
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s4ls4:
mrsspencereid:
it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that
this is seriously all i fucking think about
Anonymous asked: I guess I'd want you to know that people really did love and value you in life, even if you think they didn't, and that I was one of those people, that I considered you one of my closest friends and I wouldn't even forget you.
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If I died tomorrow, put in my ask the one thing...
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[[MORE]]What if I’m doing it again?
What if I am subconsciously getting ready to leave this world?
My brain has made me prepare before, there is nothing to say that telling me to get rid of all my stuff isn’t another way for me to prepare.
I’m not scared at this possibility this time. It could be beneficial.
I have been feeling very guilty at the amount of money I am costing...
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What if, say, everyone on Tumblr donated 100... →
deatheaterdisco:
Does anyone realize how many lives that would save?
How many people that would feed?
How much hope that would give?
100 grains of rice is just 10 correct questions.
DO IT. NOW.
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[[MORE]] OH MY WORD WOMAN! I made the dinner and tidied the house while you were out judging people with your holier than thou attitude! And now you ask that I do the dishes by hand when we have a dishwasher? There are more people in this house than me you know! Why don’t you ask my dear brother? Is it because you would rather I do everything while he sits on his ass watching tv or looking...
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Is it so terrible that I would really like a casket of ancient winters lamp?
I just think it would be pretty neat to have that sitting on your desk.
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glimmering:
Moment of silence for the women who are competing in the Olympics while on their period.
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I made cherry Pie whilst watching Quantum of...
This has been an update on my life
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the-big-bad-w0lf:
you know, this is probably the most important moment in the life of these people carrying the torch and we’re all here going “you’re not david tennant”
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nepeter:
lukehasmeowmix:
Why would you hate on asexuals?
They’re not doing anything.
or anyone
#I DON’T EVEN CARE IF IT’S APPROPRIATE I’M LAUGHING REALLY HARD
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I think I would just like to spend a couple of days with friends. No family, just friends uninterrupted.
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hotbabysitter:
What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.
fuck kind of bus do you ride
Have you ever actually been on a bus? Never got felt up by a sleazy Roman on the midnight bus?
