Now I have to xray these geese: Archive

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Casually Searching the names of my family in the...

My grandfather has had a very long local political career. Although, strangely enough, my father seems to have been at some point a labour spin doctor. Ridiculous! We don’t even have the Labour party in this country!

Dec 30th

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I need to pee really bad already

Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea

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I've got an idea

When I get bored and want to snack- drink a pint of water That way, I’ll be too busy rushing to the toilet to actually snack. Brilliant! (I’ll keep Tumblr informed on how this goes… if I ever stop peeing)

Dec 30th

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benjaminfainlight: the rapture - no sex for...

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Let It Be Known That We Are Not (Really) Assholes

fakfa: Let it be known that INTPs: - Are truthful. This means we may value truth and honesty over sadistic lies. - Are personable. They’re called Ti-Glasses. They let you see all kinds of cool shit without getting emotionally involved. - Are nice people! Just don’t fuck with or misinterpret their notions! - Are passionate about their convictions. - Are uncomfortable with words like...

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The 100th GIF in your folder is your best friend...

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if you're an actor from England/the UK/Ireland...

crocodilepatronus: ^Daniel Craig (Chester, England) Alan Cumming (Scotland) Eric Idle (Tyne and Wear, England) Rupert Everett (Norfolk, England) Michael Fassbender (raised in Kilarney, Ireland and lived in London) Stephen Fry (London, England) Graham Chapman (Lelcestershire, England) Hugh Laurie (Oxford, England) Jude Law (London, England) Sir Ian McKellen...

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FACT: Asexuals can sniff out and track all cake in...

psychologicalmumbojumbo: factsaboutqueers: However, demisexuals and grey-asexuals can only sniff out cake in a 15-mile radius. Ohh. I found some cake and started eating it earlier, then dad took it off me and told me it was bluemolded and the cream had gone off :( This seemed like an appropriate place to share this story.

Dec 28th

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colouredschism asked: Bodily mortality/ is tricky to avoid/ best to leave memory/ than old bones/ although/ do they deserve/ to remember/ when they so easily/ forget

Dec 28th

Reblog this if you're still a virgin.

firefly-class: I want to see how many people are proud of it. 180,000+ of the population in tumblr. including me. Hey, not necessarily ”proud”, it’s more of a simple fact- but it’s certainly true. I’m fairly certain this is common knowledge

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Things that amaze me about my mother #391

She can’t do an impression to save her life. No really. She messes up even the simplest of imitations.

Dec 27th

TMI Tuesday!

I need a shower but my wee brother is sick and we’ve been told to avoid the bathroom. Maybe I’ll just scoot over to Granny’s and have a shower there. oh, the risk of encountering my uncle to be while I wear only a towel and a smile is too great.

Dec 27th

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I really fucking love potatoes.

Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers. They can be Hot Cold Healthy Unhealthy Simple Fancy Eaten on the go Ugh. Potato appreciation post.

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Gonna go read Inheritance now

Party never stops (Also gonna eat more chocolate)

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Damn Prince of Egypt has a great soundtrack

teacupsandcyanide: Once I called you brother Once I thought the chance to make you laugh Was all I ever wanted… I send the thunder from the sky I send the fire raining down And even now I wish that God had chose another Serving s your foe on his behalf Is the last thing that I wanted… I send a hail of burning ice On ev’ry field, on ev’ry town This was my home All this pain and...

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