Now I have to xray these geese

I seem to have lost my friends to this new Animal Crossing game.

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

coolstoryno:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

I UNDER STAND

Someone explain this frealz

i understand

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steveholtvstheuniverse:

skoothsmin:

science fiction was invented by a woman

don’t you ever fucking forget that

in mary shelley we trust

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I used up the last of the Worcestershire Sauce on my cheese on toast.

I am so upset

westernkanye:

westernkanye:

i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis

I am so totally out of touch with my friends

Haven’t heard from them in a while.

Probably shouldn’t go to Qcon then

Sometimes I like to cover my face in the foundations I have bought under the false impression that because they were the lightest available they would match my skintone.

They never do

I just put on one that made me actually bright orange.

Like seriously

Ok so friends I would be buying christmas presents for (probably those I know IRL)

Big striped Hogwarts house scarves or smaller striped?

or

Still haven’t killed a frost troll yet.

I managed to run away from them all, because hey, diplomatic immunity.

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